You: I have to go to the bathroom.
God: Go out side of the camp and dig a hole.
(Deuteronomy 23:12)
You: How much longer?
God: Forty years.
(Numbers 14:33)
You: I'm hungry.
God: Oh man I got some manna. It tastes like honey.
(Exodus 16:31 )
You: Which way do we go?
God: I am the way.
You: Are you sure?
God: I am the truth.
You: Do you have a light?
God: Get a life.
(John 14:6)
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